Flush with Style: Why Your Bathroom Deserves Real Art

Let’s get one thing out of the way: bathrooms aren’t just for brushing, flushing, and fleeing. They’re secret sanctuaries. Hideouts. The one room you can actually lock behind you. So why do we insist on decorating them like an afterthought?

Art in the bathroom isn’t just acceptable—it’s necessary. That weird little room is your best canvas for self-expression, rebellion, and surprise. And unlike the living room, it’s not a performance for guests (though, let’s be honest, they'll still be impressed).

The Case for Bathroom Art

1. It’s a Private Gallery
You may be the only one who ever sees it, and that’s kind of the point. Whether it’s a cheeky shrimp martini painting or a skater statue chilling near the sink, your bathroom is your safe space for visual weirdness.

2. It’s the Ultimate Flex
Art in unexpected places shows confidence and taste. It whispers, “I have my life together and I have a sense of humor.” It’s how you say you’re fabulous without shouting.

3. It Sparks Conversation
Ever had someone emerge from your bathroom saying, “I’m sorry, but... what was that painting in there?” Congratulations, you’ve made an impression.

Tips for Curating Bathroom Art

• Don’t Fear the Bold. A bathroom is small—go big. A dramatic painting, a hilarious figurine, or a surreal print can be the perfect pop.

• Humidity is Real. If you’re hanging original art in a steamy room, consider framing with a mat and glass, or place work higher and away from direct moisture.

• Play With Theme... or Don’t. Seafood in the bathroom? Naturally. Or go full highbrow and hang a gilded oil painting over the toilet.

It’s the Most Honest Room in the House

Your bathroom isn’t trying to impress anyone. It’s just existing. Which makes it the perfect place to take risks, play with humor, or showcase the art you secretly love but weren’t sure where to hang.

Because real art belongs wherever you are.

Delightful Challenge: Add a piece of art to your bathroom this week. Bonus points if it makes you laugh every time you see it.