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She Ripped Her Wings Off for You.
Meet your new ride-or-die: a once-angelic porcelain lady who decided wings were overrated. After a little creative surgery (you’re welcome), she now holds her former wings like a trophy of rebellion. Topped with a golden paper hat and a jaunty pink pom, she’s here to prove she’s not your typical statue. Oh, and she’s got wheels—because who wants to sit still?
At 6.5 inches tall, she’s just the right size to perch on your shelf, desk, or anywhere you need a little whimsy. Her tiny skateboard lets her roll into your heart (or at least across your table). A perfect blend of charm, sass, and “What even is this?”, she’s ready to trade her freedom for your undying love.
Size: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3"
Adopt her if you dare—but remember, she’s already sacrificed a lot for you.
These skater statues aren't just for shelves—they make epic cake toppers too. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or any celebration that calls for a little edge. After the last slice is gone, they stick around as a one-of-a-kind keepsake.
She Ripped Her Wings Off for You.
Meet your new ride-or-die: a once-angelic porcelain lady who decided wings were overrated. After a little creative surgery (you’re welcome), she now holds her former wings like a trophy of rebellion. Topped with a golden paper hat and a jaunty pink pom, she’s here to prove she’s not your typical statue. Oh, and she’s got wheels—because who wants to sit still?
At 6.5 inches tall, she’s just the right size to perch on your shelf, desk, or anywhere you need a little whimsy. Her tiny skateboard lets her roll into your heart (or at least across your table). A perfect blend of charm, sass, and “What even is this?”, she’s ready to trade her freedom for your undying love.
Size: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3"
Adopt her if you dare—but remember, she’s already sacrificed a lot for you.
These skater statues aren't just for shelves—they make epic cake toppers too. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or any celebration that calls for a little edge. After the last slice is gone, they stick around as a one-of-a-kind keepsake.
She Ripped Her Wings Off for You.
Meet your new ride-or-die: a once-angelic porcelain lady who decided wings were overrated. After a little creative surgery (you’re welcome), she now holds her former wings like a trophy of rebellion. Topped with a golden paper hat and a jaunty pink pom, she’s here to prove she’s not your typical statue. Oh, and she’s got wheels—because who wants to sit still?
At 6.5 inches tall, she’s just the right size to perch on your shelf, desk, or anywhere you need a little whimsy. Her tiny skateboard lets her roll into your heart (or at least across your table). A perfect blend of charm, sass, and “What even is this?”, she’s ready to trade her freedom for your undying love.
Size: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3"
Adopt her if you dare—but remember, she’s already sacrificed a lot for you.
These skater statues aren't just for shelves—they make epic cake toppers too. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or any celebration that calls for a little edge. After the last slice is gone, they stick around as a one-of-a-kind keepsake.